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wiskankson

Christopher | Eighteen | Queer | Wisconsin, USA.

frekkly:

babyminaj:

where is their Oscar

this was my favorite part of the whole show

http://wiskankson.tumblr.com/post/93189149138/gayprotagonist-i-bet-you-all-fucking-started

commonmisunderstandings:

wiskankson:

gayprotagonist:

i bet you all fucking started this pool partly bc he and i get along well didn’t you

Actually its because…. story time:

One day during truck he came over to the Apparel section for whatever reason and I was - as I always am doing - talking about my boy problems and I…

I also remember one of the first days he worked, I partially trained him. And after his shift (or was it my shift) I ran into you and started talking about his tight pants. That’s when I first started assuming.

See? Kylie, it has nothing to do with you. It was all self-explanatory from the beginning.



gayprotagonist:

i bet you all fucking started this pool partly bc he and i get along well didn’t you

Actually its because…. story time:

One day during truck he came over to the Apparel section for whatever reason and I was - as I always am doing - talking about my boy problems and I casually said to him dont date boys, boys are dramatic. and he, in a pissy tone replied, dont tell me who to date, I don’t appreciate that. And it seemed very defensive. So moral of the story is, we all think he’s gay now.



I just realized my store manager is probably a Fag Hag and that’s why we’ve got so many gay people working there…



walking-hypocrite:

gayprotagonist:

wiskankson:

gayprotagonist:

welcome to kimberly shopko where everyone’s gay and if you aren’t you probably are

this should be featured underneath our sign

i think carol would fund that, yeah

I think Shopko now has a new company slogan

my life. my style. my gays.



isolated-roots:

iamthegreeneyedmonster:

thegaycard:

grumpyspacetoad:

fun fact about being gay: you do all that high school emotional shit in your twenties because you didn’t get to do it in your teens

ABSOLUTELY TRUE

so incredibly accurate

No please no



gayprotagonist:

welcome to kimberly shopko where everyone’s gay and if you aren’t you probably are

this should be featured underneath our sign



gayprotagonist:

WAIT THE SUPERVISORS ARE BETTING TOO?

YOU FUCKING KNEW ABOUT THIS?

I think I just starting a whole lot of drama on the Shopko tag.



gayprotagonist:

why didnt anyone tell me there are bets on when ethan will come out


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